Blog Title: Yeah...I Said It

The world through the eyes of a habitual sh*t-talker.

Ugly Omelettes

This particular post goes out to my wonderful friends and readers who know their way around a kitchen…  *cough* That means you, Lemmonex *cough* I would like to get some suggestions or tips on proper ways to prepare omelettes. I can make an omlette that tastes so good, it’ll make you wanna slap your momma. Only problem is, that thing will read more..

BWA Finalist Thank You

For the third straight year, you loyal and devoted ListenToLeon.net readers have made me a finalist in the Black Weblog Awards. This time, in not one but two categories: Best Humor Blog and Best Personal Blog. I want to thank each and every one of you for all of the support you’ve shown over the years. read more..

Finally Saw The Dark Knight

The other day, I finally joined the rest of the free world and saw The Dark Knight. Overall, I thought it was a great movie. The only problem to me, was the film’s length. I am planning to write the director a letter, requesting that his next damn-near 3 hour movie come with a brief read more..

Imported Cigar x Carryout Chicken = Comatose

I am a little bit out of sorts right now. Last Saturday, my friend Hassan gave me a Dominican cigar, out of the kindness of his overgrown, Al B. Sure-looking heart. So me, being the grateful and ever so wonderful friend I am, I decided to smoke it tonight, despite the fact that I am read more..

Navy Recruiter Attemps Jedi Mind Trick

Last week, I was approached by a couple of Navy recruiters as I was headed to the bookstore. They seemed nice enough, but I have to call them out today because they tried to play mind games on me. Let me explain what I’m talking about… It was a man and woman in uniform walking towards read more..

Another Tribute

As my regular readers probably already know, it generally takes an act of God for me to take the focus off of comedy over here at ListenToLeon.net. That said, I was not prepared to address the deaths of two entertainment legends on consecutive days. As a result, Bernie Mac got a tribute, but I negected read more..

DC Water Supply Spiked With Crazy Juice

DC’s water supply must’ve been spiked with Crazy Juice. That is the only explanation imaginable for all of the wild stuff that happened in my neighborhood this past Friday night. The night was intended to be one of relaxation, but it ended up looking more like an action movie. Don’t believe me? Check out the read more..

Bert and Ernie Going Hard

I saw this video on www.pirateroundup.com and it made me smile, so I thought I’d share it with you all: Whether or not Bert and Ernie are best friends or “life partners”, they went hard with this one! For all the old-time Ernie fans like myself, I am throwing in this bonus video for you to read more..

Already Missing Bernie Mac

  I came online today to write about all of the crazy stuff that happened around me last night, but once I read the news that Bernie Mac died, and it kind of threw me for a loop. I liked the man’s work so much, that it felt like I was getting the bad news about read more..

Damn Kwame

I wouldn’t be suprised if The After Party Hostess writes about this too, since it’s about the mayor of her hometown, Detroit. Still, I feel compelled to say these next two words and three letters: Damn Kwame! WTF?! I may not be anybody’s choice to represent a major city as mayor, but I do know that these same rules read more..